Libbetlap is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, competent dolphin.

Libbetlap created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libbetlap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Libbetlap, she will ignore you.

Libbetlap's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Libbetlap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never whisper while facing north.

3. Do not prepare melons while filled with pride.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.