Cebbidtar is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring raccoon.

Cebbidtar created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Cebbidtar, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cebbidtar, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cebbidtar's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cebbidtar's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Cebbidtar in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.