Wotvegbim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Wotvegbim created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Wotvegbim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wotvegbim, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wotvegbim's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Wotvegbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wotvegbim.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never chant in the presence of pigs.

5. Always help manatees in need.