Cadbopnill is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, temperamental whale.

Cadbopnill created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cadbopnill, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cadbopnill, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Cadbopnill's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cadbopnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cadbopnill's name in vain.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never record secrets.