Nulcussved is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident wyrm.

Nulcussved created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulcussved, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nulcussved, it will turn you into a dog.

Nulcussved's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nulcussved's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of great tits.

2. Do not speak about cucumbers.

3. Worship no other gods but Nulcussved.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Nulcussved on top of all buildings.

5. Always wash your chest before prayer.