Tailvoltanceb is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring gerbil.

Tailvoltanceb created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailvoltanceb, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tailvoltanceb, he will try to impress you with trees.

Tailvoltanceb's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tailvoltanceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while clean.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never travel toward the east during winter.

4. Always maintain humility during holy days.

5. Do not drink alcohol.