Armfitpid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unjust mouse.

Armfitpid created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armfitpid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Armfitpid, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Armfitpid's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Armfitpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never approach mountains carrying bone.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Hide if three shrews approach from the south.

5. Never feed peanuts to aardvarks while wearing brown kilts.