Dubdamcan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish mink.

Dubdamcan created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubdamcan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dubdamcan, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dubdamcan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Dubdamcan's Holy Commandments

1. Dubdamcan loves pigs, so they must be respected.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not name children after shrews.