Nullbuttar is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, benevolent wombat.

Nullbuttar created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullbuttar, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nullbuttar, she will turn you into a sheep.

Nullbuttar's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nullbuttar's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Do not speak about limes.

3. Never eat apples on fasting days.

4. Never touch water while unclean.

5. Do not dye your hair red.