Dablapdum is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dablapdum created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dablapdum, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dablapdum, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dablapdum's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dablapdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after voles.

2. Always help dogs.

3. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.