Rilyimgar is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unfair elephant.

Rilyimgar created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rilyimgar, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rilyimgar, it will turn you into a rat.

Rilyimgar's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Rilyimgar's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rilyimgar five times a day.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Never adorn your face with fawn markings.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Rilyimgar on top of all buildings.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.