Farlistsom is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, annoying toad.

Farlistsom created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Farlistsom, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Farlistsom, it will torture you forever.

Farlistsom's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Farlistsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Do not speak about bread.