Hanbepbog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever dove.

Hanbepbog created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanbepbog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hanbepbog, he will destroy your home planet.

Hanbepbog's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Hanbepbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

2. Never feed lots of garlic to moths while wearing red hats.

3. Never talk about dark energy near dogs while wearing fawn ear rings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not commit murder.