Stigveenrut is a god.

It takes the form of a small, loving clam.

Stigveenrut created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigveenrut, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stigveenrut, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Stigveenrut's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Stigveenrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

4. Never wear brown kilts.

5. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.