Panshavhigdob is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic naga.

Panshavhigdob created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Panshavhigdob, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Panshavhigdob, he will come to you in dreams.

Panshavhigdob's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Panshavhigdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never feed lots of beans to mice while wearing white dresses.

4. You must pray to Panshavhigdob eight times a day.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.