Yattanflis is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent swallow.

Yattanflis created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattanflis, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yattanflis, it will not invite you to parties.

Yattanflis' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Yattanflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with yellow.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never think about black holes.