Sidhinpongum is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic wolf.

Sidhinpongum created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidhinpongum, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sidhinpongum, she will turn you into a goat.

Sidhinpongum's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sidhinpongum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Always help sick doves.

5. Do not listen to music.