Dussrillpag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witless mole.

Dussrillpag created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Dussrillpag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dussrillpag, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Dussrillpag's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dussrillpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Worship no other gods but Dussrillpag.

4. Always help sick swans.

5. Hide if six turtles approach from the north.