Hamgessdubyarpqueeglunved is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, witty lion.

Hamgessdubyarpqueeglunved created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamgessdubyarpqueeglunved, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hamgessdubyarpqueeglunved, he will make you grow a tail.

Hamgessdubyarpqueeglunved's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hamgessdubyarpqueeglunved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Hamgessdubyarpqueeglunved on top of all buildings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Put Hamgessdubyarpqueeglunved first in all things.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.