Onthadyimbag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous wyrm.

Onthadyimbag created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Onthadyimbag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Onthadyimbag, she will think nothing of it.

Onthadyimbag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Onthadyimbag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Hide if seven gulls approach from the west.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Onthadyimbag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Onthadyimbag.