Mutfunnut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless zebra.

Mutfunnut created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutfunnut, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mutfunnut, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mutfunnut's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Mutfunnut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet snails, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

4. Erect three zinc sculptures of Mutfunnut on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about bacteria.