Rillsogstig is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, prudent jackal.

Rillsogstig created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillsogstig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rillsogstig, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rillsogstig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Rillsogstig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

2. Rillsogstig loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never handle iron while unclean.

5. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.