Veen is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring manatee.

Veen created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Veen, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Veen's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Veen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Never adorn your feet with fawn markings.

4. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.

5. Do not gather at walls at dusk.