Pogbusjip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous unicorn.

Pogbusjip created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Pogbusjip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pogbusjip, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pogbusjip's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pogbusjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Worship no other gods but Pogbusjip.

4. Run away from magenta goats, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.