Podgupnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud rhinoceros.

Podgupnutt created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podgupnutt, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Podgupnutt, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Podgupnutt's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Podgupnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Never whisper while facing south.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always wash your face before prayer.