Genmilstig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, able frog.

Genmilstig created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Genmilstig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Genmilstig, he will destroy your home solar system.

Genmilstig's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Genmilstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always store figs above ground.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

5. You must never eat wheat.