Buntabquill is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous gorilla.

Buntabquill created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Buntabquill, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Buntabquill, it will destroy your home solar system.

Buntabquill's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Buntabquill's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

4. Do not place melons upon stone.

5. Do not resist order.