Benteenrap is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fast wyrm.

Benteenrap created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benteenrap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Benteenrap, she will turn you into a rat.

Benteenrap's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Benteenrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.

2. Put Benteenrap first in all things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Always obey Benteenrap's priests.