Yamgenkemtal is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful giraffe.

Yamgenkemtal created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamgenkemtal, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamgenkemtal, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Yamgenkemtal's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yamgenkemtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Never feed carrots to bats while wearing gray jumpers.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Yamgenkemtal in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.