Tonhuddot is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating chicken.

Tonhuddot created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tonhuddot, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tonhuddot, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tonhuddot's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Tonhuddot's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tonhuddot.

2. Never feed lots of grapes to dogs while wearing brown hats.

3. Never feed spinach to swans while wearing tights.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.