Buglakflap is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, benevolent deer.

Buglakflap created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buglakflap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Buglakflap, she will turn you into a plant.

Buglakflap's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Buglakflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black coats.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never mention gulls.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. You must love Buglakflap.