Benhamsis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, witty rat.

Benhamsis created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benhamsis, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Benhamsis, it will turn you into a puffin.

Benhamsis' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Benhamsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with pride.

2. Always obey Benhamsis' priests.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never mention dolphins.

5. Always wash your legs before prayer.