Rentalcum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, kind guinea pig.

Rentalcum created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rentalcum, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rentalcum, it will turn you into a worm.

Rentalcum's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Rentalcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

2. Never point your chest toward the east during prayer.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.