Nullbentif is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful jackal.

Nullbentif created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullbentif, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nullbentif, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nullbentif's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nullbentif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Never touch blood while unclean.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must never eat lentils.