Budnilmip is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud cat.

Budnilmip created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budnilmip, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Budnilmip, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Budnilmip's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Budnilmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

2. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.