Gilloparn Litpidcat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, emotional hippopotamus.

Gilloparn Litpidcat created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilloparn Litpidcat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gilloparn Litpidcat, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gilloparn Litpidcat's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gilloparn Litpidcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. Never stain your legs with white.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never mark doors with blue.