Legyokrull is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy pig.

Legyokrull created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Legyokrull, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Legyokrull, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Legyokrull's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Legyokrull's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Legyokrull in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Legyokrull loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Never laugh in the presence of elders.