Sadarmquill is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, flying badger.

Sadarmquill created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadarmquill, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sadarmquill, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Sadarmquill's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sadarmquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at walls at dawn.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near dolphins while wearing brown ear rings and balancing nine silicon spheres on your hands.

4. You must pray to Sadarmquill three times a day.

5. Do not place peanuts upon stone.