Cabbaddod is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring salamander.

Cabbaddod created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabbaddod, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cabbaddod, she will send minions to preach to you.

Cabbaddod's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cabbaddod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured pigs.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always obey Cabbaddod's priests.

4. Do not turn your face toward east.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.