Nurlcedgid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying dragon.

Nurlcedgid created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlcedgid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurlcedgid, he will cry a lot.

Nurlcedgid's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Nurlcedgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near eagles while wearing magenta shoes and balancing five iron spheres on your legs.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about nebulae.