Arncinbut is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unselfish tapir.

Arncinbut created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arncinbut, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Arncinbut, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Arncinbut's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Arncinbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow coats.

2. Never feed nuts to tapirs while wearing rings.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Frogs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.