Fattabcet is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sage naga.

Fattabcet created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fattabcet, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fattabcet, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fattabcet's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fattabcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near dolphins while wearing brown rings and balancing five silicon spheres on your face.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.