Baphammob is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured rat.

Baphammob created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Baphammob, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Baphammob, she will turn you into a snail.

Baphammob's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Baphammob's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during winter.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.