Zannigboss is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, stupid jellyfish.

Zannigboss created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zannigboss, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zannigboss, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Zannigboss' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Zannigboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear rings marked with orange.

2. Never adorn your face with gray markings.

3. Remain standing during prayer.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never look in ponds.