Tanbiggep is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unselfish naga.

Tanbiggep created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanbiggep, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tanbiggep, he will make you grow a tail.

Tanbiggep's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tanbiggep's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Always act with patience when addressing elders.

5. Feed all hungry snails.