Nibmidfudnul is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful wyrm.

Nibmidfudnul created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibmidfudnul, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nibmidfudnul, she will think nothing of it.

Nibmidfudnul's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nibmidfudnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Hide from mauve porpoises for they are unholy.

3. Never mix beans with oil.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. You must love Nibmidfudnul.