Lityimnab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered octopus.

Lityimnab created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lityimnab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Lityimnab, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Lityimnab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Lityimnab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not record names concerning nebulae.

3. Never wear brown shirts.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never jump in the presence of elders.