Jigdussgubnad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish monkey.

Jigdussgubnad created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Jigdussgubnad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jigdussgubnad, he will not invite you to parties.

Jigdussgubnad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Jigdussgubnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near dolphins while wearing mauve tights and balancing three platinum spheres on your hands.

2. Never paint your back indigo.

3. Retreat if six geese approach from the east.

4. Do not consume peas at dawn.

5. Feed all hungry rats.