Fedyokbimflam is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, confident cat.

Fedyokbimflam created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedyokbimflam, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fedyokbimflam, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fedyokbimflam's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fedyokbimflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Do not turn your hands toward south.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. Never handle copper while unclean.