Teenfobbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty cat.

Teenfobbeg created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenfobbeg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Teenfobbeg, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Teenfobbeg's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Teenfobbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never record secrets.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always count to five before sleeping.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not speak about melons.