Stiphomquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous hyena.

Stiphomquaf created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiphomquaf, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stiphomquaf, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Stiphomquaf's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Stiphomquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Always obey Stiphomquaf's priests.

4. Do not hurt snails.

5. Never look in ponds.