Gargilflap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless butterfly.

Gargilflap created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gargilflap, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gargilflap, it will not care at all.

Gargilflap's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gargilflap's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Eagles are not to be trusted.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gargilflap.

5. Shun those given to sloth.