Dutzogkin is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, proud rat.

Dutzogkin created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutzogkin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dutzogkin, she will turn you into a rat.

Dutzogkin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dutzogkin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Dutzogkin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.