Cumquartbig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, deceitful mouse.

Cumquartbig created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumquartbig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cumquartbig, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cumquartbig's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cumquartbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never sit in the presence of gulls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.